My kids will never be allowed to get milk from McDonald's again. I will always have the bitter memory of chocolate milk exploding in my van and a smell worse than death (trust me, I know) as a result. For those of you like me who don't keep your vehicles spotless and let your kids eat on the road, let this be a cautionary tale.
On the way home from the Children's Festival I drove through the McDonald's drive-through. The kids always get chocolate milk with their Happy Meals but I forgot to open Boo's before passing it back to her. She's not able to open it on her own so she left it in her cup holder in the back of the van. When we got home the kids brought their trash inside but Boo forgot her milk. The next morning when we went to church Boo brought the milk to my attention. I told her to give it to me and I'd throw it away when we got home. I placed it in the cup holder in the front and proceeded to forget about it. Big mistake! I parked in the garage because it was raining when we got home and never threw away the milk.
Monday morning rolls around and Mr. R went to get the stroller out of the back of the van on our way to the bus stop. There was a HORRIBLE smell emitting from van. I seriously thought an animal had somehow got inside and died. I looked everywhere in the back and didn't see anything. When I walked to the front I found this:
The unopened container of chocolate milk had exploded sometime during the night. It wasn't even hot. I attempted to clean the milk off of the seats and dashboard but failed miserably. As I was attempting to clean the steering wheel I noticed that the direction of the milk spatter didn't look right. It was in the wrong direction for where the container was sitting. That caused me to look up and I (unfortunately) found the point of impact.
I called a mobile detailing company who said that they could come out the same day. Unfortunately they had to reschedule twice because of rain. On Wednesday they arrived a little after 3pm and stayed until 6:45pm. I felt bad for them. The van didn't smell near as bad as it did on Monday or Tuesday but it was still bad. Plus they had to actually clean the light fixture because I didn't even attempt to clean it.
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| Light fixture just before cleaning |
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| After |
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| No more milk! |
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| Spotless and shiny again! |
They did an incredible job! Completely worth the money especially since I didn't have to drive anywhere and wait with the kids. They even got rid of the smell. The kids have all been told now that they are not allowed any food except in certain instances and they must pick up all trash every time they get out. And the next time we go to McDonald's they can get Sprites.
Because it was apparently the unluckiest week of my life so far, I woke up Thursday morning to find the van wouldn't start. All the lights would come on but the battery wouldn't turn over. I had a check engine light and some other light that I had no idea what it meant come on. When I called Hubby to tell him what was going on I got the warm and fuzzy response of "Oh, that sucks." Yes, Captain Obvious it does suck. After a brief "why me?" moment where I controlled my desire to scream and pull my hair out I called AAA. They sent a truck out to try and jump start the van. Half an hour later the van was running and diagnostics were being run. Apparently the battery had a bad cell in it. The nice man from AAA said that it was more than likely the combo of it being the original battery, the cooler weather, and the doors being open for so long while it was being detailed the day before. He kindly offered to replace my battery for me and I gladly accepted. The van was soon as good as new. Me, not so much. I spent the rest of the week waiting for something else to go wrong. Thankfully nothing else did. However, I should have known to expect vehicle trouble. Every time Hubby leaves something happens to our van. Fingers crossed the worst is over!